Monday, November 28, 2005

8. Hynerian Passion Fruit


The Hynerians are legendary lovers, known beyond doubt from the Pleiades to Andromeda and all points between. Rygel the Angelic, aka Rygel VIII, personally oversaw the development and crosspollination of the fruit developed over the course of three centuries using a combination of exotic fruits from seven galaxies.

From the outside, Hynerian passion fruit looks like a normal green mango. When cracked open and exposed to air, the fruit illuminates and pulses. The inner edges generate heat while the center rapidly cools to the touch. A single succulent bite intoxicates the neural synapses responsible for amorous awareness while heightening the physical nerve endings in ways beyond imagination.

No one is really sure whether the fruit makes the sensations of intercourse better or simply causes one to think that it does. Moreover, no one really cares since the end result is an experience lovers have traded years in Hynerian dungeons to experience, and say they would do the same if given the chance. The fruit trades on the black market at prices only the wealthy can afford. If caught punishment is severe. On our island, however, it’s the main course tonight.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

most excellent Trée
A single succulent bite intoxicates the neural synapses responsible for amorous awareness while heightening the physical nerve endings in ways beyond imagination

wow, now that is my kind of tropical fruit :0)

Trée said...

Thanks Trace. Have you got your tree up?

Anonymous said...

why yes I do :0) got the tree trimmed, and the house decorated this afternoon.

how was your day?

Trée said...

Uneventful is the way I would describe the day. However, with the discovery of Hynerian Passion Fruit things are looking up. :-)

Anonymous said...

I can imagine :0) it sounds magnificent

and I love the pic, it looks like an exotic pomegranite

Trée said...

Magnificent. One of my favorite words. Good choice dear.

Anonymous said...

:0) it does rank right up there, and only to be used when appropriate, like now LOL

Trée said...

Magnificent needs to be said with the eyes. The eyes in your avvy are close but not quite the look one gets with Magnificent. A little rounder and wider with a touch of sparkle is what's needed for a real Magnificent.

Anonymous said...

hmmmm yes I think that was the look when I typed it :0)

Trée said...

Remember, a hard man is good to find.

Anonymous said...

LOL, always darling, always :0)

Anonymous said...

Great story and great fruit.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm. Bet it tastes like chicken :) Seriously great picture!

Anonymous said...

Tree, this really looks like the passion fruit. You are getting to be quite the master at apophysis!

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe you ever called #1 a fault! :-) Its a gift!

Anonymous said...

Good morning Trée, hope you had a restful night, I had the most interesting dream, purple trees and pulsating fruit LOL

Have a stellar day :0)


oh yeah, and what Autumn said about the imagination--ditto :0)

Trée said...

Trace, Autumn, Dzeni, Saffron, Beard thanks for all your kind words.

Anonymous said...

Hey handsome :-), hope you are having a glorious day, x

Trée said...

Sunshine, my day just improved ten-fold with that wonderful comment. Thanks for the gift sweetness.

Anonymous said...

Overripe pomegranate has never been my thing. Are you sure this is edible? :)

Trée said...

I think you're right Jack. Please don't touch the stuff. I don't want to be held responsible for what might happen if you do. Never trust a Hynerian. They are aliens after all.

Anonymous said...

Bet alls 'fine' too, since I'm wondering ;)

Trée, my connection was down again and am still unable to connect to the UD server - should I be worried?

Trée said...

A, the UD servers are down at the moment. I haven't been able to connect and upload results today either. As always, nothing to do but wait for them to come back online.

I do love how you worry about me. Makes me feel good and warm inside your concern does. My life is good. If my life situation isn't, I remind myself that my life and my life situation are two very different things. Hugs and kisses my dear sweet woman. :-)

Trée said...

Hi Miss Yummy. Can I interest you in some fruit?

Anonymous said...

Ok, thank you, at least now I will know not to bother you with that question if it happens again.

Don't mind me - has something to do with wanting everyone to be ecstatic 24/7, I guess :-)

Nighty night, x

Trée said...

If you are turning in for the night, sweet dreams. Wish I was there to tuck you in and read you a bed time story of the time the Hynerians discovered they had finally perfected the long sought after passion fruit. This story does involve a little show and tell to do it right. :-)

Anonymous said...

Only if you feed it to me. :D

Trée said...

Abso-f***ing-lutely!

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmm........ (licking lips) yummy!

Trée said...

"(licking lips)"

Oh my, one of my favorite visuals. lol

Anonymous said...

Did this come from Apophysis??! Oh my! It looks so real! I'm totally envious!

Trée said...

Stacey, this one was done with Apophysis. I took the image to photoshop and worked to get the colors just the way I wanted them and to try and achieve a glowing effect. Glad you liked this one. My wife wants me to do a large print so she can frame it and place it in our kitchen. My first order! LOL

Anonymous said...

Just out of curiosity, how long did you work on it in photoshop? I got photoshop 7.0 six months ago for my birthday and haven't installed it yet. I don't even know how to use it. Will it make my fractals look this cool?

Trée said...

Stacey, I probably spent around twenty minutes working with this image in photoshop. I would recommed picking up a basic manual for Photoshop. The program is very powerful and although some of the features are self-evident and are easy to use and understand, the real beautiful of Photoshop comes with understanding some of the details. I still have a long way to go, but everytime I discover how to do something new and different, it's very exciting. If you have a good fractal to begin with, Photoshop can almost always make it look better, even if all you're doing is adjusting for contrast or hue and saturation.

Let me know if you have any more questions. I might be willing to barter some photoshop info for how you and dzeni are producing those incredible textures with Apophysis. :-D

Christa said...

This is beautiful and I absolutely love Passion fruit :D They don't look half as good as they taste, but this one looks radiant :)

And the drawings I've seen in here but not had the energy to comment on are great as well. Keep practising. It makes for good skills ;)

Hope you're doing okiday :D

Trée said...

Thanks Christa. :-)