Thursday, October 06, 2005

Warning To All Men: Thanks Junny

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers", men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trée you've ruined my scheme. LOL Now what am I going to do with all that beef in the fridge.

Anonymous said...

I've copied this and sent it out to all the men I know. It's vital they be made aware, so that they will be able to take precautions and protect themselves.
Good on you for spreading the message!




LOL
Fabulously funny! ;-D

Anonymous said...

Don't let my husband see this...he'll be furious at me. ;)

Trée said...

A, just my weekly Public Service Announcement. Just trying to do my bit. ;-)

Anonymous said...

So exactly what is this warning about? LOL....what's the problem? eh? hehehe

Trée said...

Oh Christa, do I have to spell it out--lol. It's not really a warning at all, but my subtle way to get women to buy me more beer--lmao. There, I said it. Boy, you always see right through me. ;-)

Anonymous said...

& you do it so well.
Just think, if you can save even one guy, you will have made a difference! :-)

Anonymous said...

Just checkin' ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey girls, we really should hang out more at the golf courses. Ya think?

Anonymous said...

Ha! Don't you men wish it would be this easy...! lol... very cute Tree! I love it... ;-)

Anonymous said...

OH MY! And here Autumn is frequently and blatantly offering this illicit substance to you!!

Trée said...

J, her desire to freely buy the beers can be seen in a whole new light after reading this bulletin. Mmm . . .

Anonymous said...

Beer! Brilliant! And here I've been using my body and my charm all this time. Know anyone who needs a good (golf) ball wipe?

Trée said...

lab munkay, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Let me do some checking and I'll get back to you on that "ball wiping" request. LMAO

Oh, and body and charm tend to work pretty well too. I would only switch to beer as a last resort. ;-)