Was he in your meeting too giving you the evil eye? I certainly hope this wasn't the director of operations you were thinking of sleeping with. LOL j/k
Just follow the yellow brick road to the door marked 'decadent'. I have a very comfy couch, soothing music and a french press, the perfect atmosphere to have a moan.
With such service, you must have quite a clientel, non? How much advance notice to you need. Moaning usually needs immeadiate attention which is why I'm asking you see. :-)
Oh, I have a very small but very select clientel and they fall into different catagories. Depending on how urgent your need to moan is, I could put you into 'high alert', which basically means you will always be able to reach me.
Ah, but that's the thing, you see. It's a charitable organisation, that I belong to and we do it for the good of mankind. We just provide the service and our only reward is seeing the pleasure.
I'll try not to come too soon but I don't think that's going to be a problem with your reputation for superb service, which quite frankly has me trembling in anticipation. I hope my expectations are not too high. I wouldn't want to get deflated too soon you know.
It's ok, don't worry your pretty little head, I have ways of handling this problem, should it occur. If nothing else works, there's always that crushed ice, I keep in the freezer.
The only nice thing about today is that it's almost over! I get to go home tomorrow. But of course what WILMA is going to bring for the weekend isnt looking too great-not bad... just not fun... oh well..
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain;they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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He fought the law. The law won.
Hmm, that's clue nr.2.
Detective Storm, welcome to the case. What took you so long to arrive? ;-)
having one of those days where it didn't pay to chew through the restraints? :0)
I need to go back and take psych 101 again since my ability to understand the actions and motivations of others has come to a screeching halt today.
one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time
That was me at work today. Were you following me? :o)
Oh, k, if only I had had the time to do so today. :-)
LOL! I think I seen this guy this morning.
Was he in your meeting too giving you the evil eye? I certainly hope this wasn't the director of operations you were thinking of sleeping with. LOL j/k
My office is is always open, if you want to come and have a good old moan ;-) about your day of course.
LMAO, I like that kind of invitation. :-)
Detective, where might I find your office, by the way. Just in case I need to come in and moan, about my day of course.
Just follow the yellow brick road to the door marked 'decadent'. I have a very comfy couch, soothing music and a french press, the perfect atmosphere to have a moan.
My oh my, and I am in great need to have a moan too. How do I get this lucky? ;-)
Do you always keep such wonderful hours? :-)
I'm open 24/7, except when I am out making housecalls, but as long as you book in advance, I should be able to accomodate you.
With such service, you must have quite a clientel, non? How much advance notice to you need. Moaning usually needs immeadiate attention which is why I'm asking you see. :-)
Oh, I have a very small but very select clientel and they fall into different catagories. Depending on how urgent your need to moan is, I could put you into 'high alert', which basically means you will always be able to reach me.
I must say I am very impressed. My fear is that such excellent service is beyond my humble means. How much is a moaning session going to cost me?
Ah, but that's the thing, you see. It's a charitable organisation, that I belong to and we do it for the good of mankind. We just provide the service and our only reward is seeing the pleasure.
pinches self to see if this is all a dream
Well then, I'm off in search of that yellow brick road.
{small whisper--"if it sound to good to be true . . .}
Squatches, is that a word, the little small whisper!
Oh, btw, no need to knock - just come right on in.
I'll try not to come too soon but I don't think that's going to be a problem with your reputation for superb service, which quite frankly has me trembling in anticipation. I hope my expectations are not too high. I wouldn't want to get deflated too soon you know.
It's ok, don't worry your pretty little head, I have ways of handling this problem, should it occur. If nothing else works, there's always that crushed ice, I keep in the freezer.
Well, I best go get some rest and try not to worry since it seems I will be in very good hands.
Nighty night, sleep tight.
Hope tomorrow will be a easier and happier day!
Thank you Sunshine. Have a wonderful day and I'll see you in about 8 or so.
that is sooo cute!
Linny, you know I'm all about cute. Heck, cute could be my middle name. ;-)
The only nice thing about today is that it's almost over! I get to go home tomorrow. But of course what WILMA is going to bring for the weekend isnt looking too great-not bad... just not fun... oh well..
J, I've been thinking of you and Livvy ever since Wilma appeared. Godspeed to you both with plenty of thoughts and prayers thrown in for good measure.
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain;they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
J, you made me laugh my friend. Glad to see you still have your sense of humor with Wilma lurking out there. Keep us updated.
and is that not the point??
Lauughter!
Pish tosh.... all the rest is easy....
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