Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
12 comments:
Haaaaaaaaa!!! Oh that was funny!
Oliviah, you've been going some great work lately. I hope more visit your blog.
Cute :)
Rushing over to check Olivia's blog.
Very funny! I love the 'head and ass are interchangeable' part. LOL
Sherri, that one line sealed the deal for me. ;-)
Lol!!
This is a good one, especially the last line ;)
Glad you liked it Saffron. Good to see you again too ;-)
Classic! :-D
hehe... Nice T!
((waves at everyone))
LMAO - Amen!
Love it!!!!!!!! LOL
That was awesome!!!
My home computer is still not allowing me to view your site so I'm having to catch up here at work. Sorry!
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